Extreme Automaton Championship Wrestling

'' EACW is a hardcore promotion founded by the Deathmatch legend Neon Dust. Working some of the most gruesome matches within the bloodiest indies around the world have earned Neon Dust enough money to open his own small promotion in his late years. Many fans have wondered how this guy can take so much pain and keep coming back week after week. Well the answer is not so complicated, it's all about the Special Peruan Beans that Dust ingests on a regular basis. The Special Beans are thought to be the greatest pain killers and the strongest hallucinogens, being banned in most of the European Union, Canada, Australia, Lichtenstein and Japan... but not in the US! ''

'' Unfortunately, the Beans have transformed Neon Dust's brain into mashed potatoes and caused him to hear voices and see things. One of the most prominent visions he has is the Automaton, a god like robot figure that, in the words of Neon Dust, "has descended from the sky". The Automaton seems to dictate business decisions and has influenced the promotion a lot, to the point where many EACW workers even began thinking he's real. ''

'' EACW's roster is a true freakshow, showcasing hardcore legends and veterans, top prospects, total nutjobs and workers so pathetic they dont deserve to be called wrestlers. Jolly Good Show! ''

'' EACW's main belt is Automaton's Blessing and is believed that "only those touched by his holy glitter finger" can hold this belt. The other belt is the Clusterfuck and it's name is pretty much self explanatory as it is defended in the weirdest and most gruesome matches and gets passed around quite often. ''